Thursday, May 17, 2007
KUNG POW!!!
I know it has been a day and you guys are already eagerly waiting for my second post.
WAAAAASSSUP!!
Simply can’t wait to taste “Kung pow” chicken, Sweet and Sour
Chicken, “chow mien”, prepared and served the American way. Like those you see in the movies? The drive thru, and their hot waitresses, clad in their sexy uniform!! T-ice u sux! You tempted me with all the fattylicious and sinful US burgers, fries, pizza, cinnamon churros and all their junkies! I simply can’t wait man. The thought of it just makes me salivate!
Do you think we’ll get to see hot “angmohs” or like make friends with those bad ass niggas!
Hahas that will be how cool! Imagine walking down the streets of Beverly hills and see Reese Witherspoon, Scarlet Johansson, Brad Pitt! 50 cent! Snoop doggy dogg! Akon-vict! CHAMMIIILLLIONAIRE! And can go Ridin’ dirty wit him yo.
The list goes on and on!
Though I dun think the niggas live in L.A
Let’s go get some gay photos taken at different states man
So damn hyped up now
What should I shoppppp for…
1) Shoes!
2) Caps!
3) Skinnies!
4) Stonewash/Vintage tees
5) FOOD FOOD
T-ice I wanna hear your self proclaimed “perfect” American accent as you speak to them, I’ll fcuking laugh at your weak “American- wannabe, but you’re still bloody Asian” accent.
My dear homie, Adrain, we saw thru your smoke screen, and stop lying about what Summer school and stuff! It’s basically because of summer the students in US are having a summer break and then u say you’re there for lessons!
T-ice you are right, I bet is a FAT camp la, or like TUFF (The Ugly, Fat and Fcuked-up) camp.
I’m thinking of getting something memorable and unforgettable of our trip there... Hmm shall give it some SERIOUS thoughts.
Alrite gotta bounce, signing off.
Lil’ Nick
All names have been altered to protect the identity of the two arseholes.
